2700 F Street, NW
Washington, D.C., District of Columbia 20566

New York's baddest ukulele band, The Hazzards perform an awesome, free, all-ages show at the KENNEDY CENTER's The Millennium Stage. Steve Martin will be receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor later that night! We wrote a special song just for him! YEAH!

Sunday, October 23rd
The Hazzards @ The Millennium Stage
2700 F Street, NW
Washington, DC 20566 6pm

If you can't make it to the show, you can listen to a live webcast here:


The Hazzards

watch The Hazzards' new video: Shut Up and Make Out

?Formerly a ukulele/glockenspiel duo, The Hazzards are now a five-piece band?with a harp! Their peppy, girly songs, including the hilarious, ?Gay Boyfriend,? are sweet and seemingly innocent, but we can just tell those two precious, uke-strumming gals in front are up to something.?
--Time Out New York


Dear Diary,
We're freaking out! You know Steve Martin, right? You know we have a huge crush on him too, right?!! Well, we couldn't hold it in any longer so we sent him a note. This is what it said:

Hey Steve Martin,
What is up or down?
History class is soooo boring.
It must have been really cool being Bowfinger.
Is Eddie Murphy as hilarious in person?
Please write back!

Anne & Sydney

PS: Do you like anyone?
Check the box:

We hope he checks the NO box!!! Wait no, we hope he checks the YES box and writes in that he likes US!!! MAYBE would be ok too. Mostly, we just hope he writes back soon!!!

Diary, did you ever notice that Steve Martin has the coolest hair?!! It's so white!! And he plays the banjo, too! Awesome. We're going to ask him to homecoming.

Anne & Sydney
The Hazzards

Added by smaresca on October 17, 2005

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