The Belmont Burlesque Revue July 26, 2008

July Fourth may be behind us, but the fireworks have barely begun! All this month your Belmont Bombshells have been fizzing and popping with fantastic new ideas and the desire to shake and shimmy until your fuse is lit.

So do your duty as a red-blooded American and support the kind of explosive debauchery that would send FCC heads rocketing skyward in shock and dismay! (Lucky for you, we're live on stage where the camera can't cut away at the good bits.)

So join us this July 26th at Midnight at the Playground Theater (3209 N. Halsted) for a little Ba-Bing! a little Pa-Pow! and a whole lot of HOOO Daddy!

COME 'N' GET IT!

WHEN: Saturday, July 26th, at MIDNIGHT!

WHERE: The Playground Theater, at 3209 N. Halsted.

HOW MUCH: $10-- best deal in town!

SHOULD I MAKE RESERVATIONS?: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/15437

IS THERE PARKING?: Only for the exceptionally persistent. We suggest taking the Red or Brown line to the Belmont stop-- we're only a 2 block walk from there!

IS THERE DRINKING?: You bring it, you drink it-- although if it's beer or liquor, you'd better be 21+!

CAN I BUY SOUVINEER PASTIES FOR MY GRANDMA?: We now sell hand-made pasties personally designed and constructed by your Belmont Bombshells!

CAN I SEE YOU, LIKE, NOW?: You can see parts of us... at
www.belmontburlesque.com!

Now we must get back to shining up our shimmies and polishing our pasties so we'll be good 'n' ready when you pop by to say hi!

Official Website: http://www.belmontburlesque.com