326 S Hewitt Street
Downtown Los Angeles, California 90013

Ultimate Holiday Dance Party Re-enactment

What: The Allamacani Jr. High Holiday Dance Party Redux

When: Saturday November 24th @ 9pm

Where: Art Share LA 326 S. Hewitt
Downtown, LA 90013

The Allamacani Jr. High Class of ‘87 wants you to be a part of the sweetest Holiday dance since Don Cornelius’ had everyone climb aboard the Gravy Train. This dance is for all you lonely hearts, heart throbs, and jive turkeys. Most of you probably have a lot that you would’ve changed about your last 8th grade dance (whether it was touching boob, drinking non alcoholic egg nog, that untimely boner, frenching the lunch lady, not having a gerry curl, using sulphuric acid to make your acid wash jeans while wearing them, or farting during the slowdance to “Faithfully” from all of the yams you ate doesn’t matter) This is your chance to make it right. This promises to be one of the top 5 Jr. High Holiday Dance Re-Enactments north of the border. We will be unable to provide Foxy Reindeer Wrastlin’ nor the Pilgrims vs Indians Battle of the Bands do to the untimely Hepatitis outbreak last year. However, we will have egg nog, Boone’s Farm Bottle Service, the Arturo Arrevalo Foreign Exchange Dance Contest, Hot Buns Contest, 7 Minutes in the North Pole Room, slow dancin’ with no buffer zone, heavy petting, and lots of cheesy pick up lines. Live music, DJ performances, and more. So, bust out the thin ties, Pilgrim hats, Kwanza dashikis, yamakas, wish bone necklaces, holiday sweaters, puffy dresses, Aqua Net, and any and all sweet ass holiday garb and come party Mayflower Style!

Tix are $5 w/RSVP and $8 at the door

More info is at www.dodgeball4ever.com or

Contact: Michael 323.251.4163

Official Website: http://www.myspace.com/allamacani

Added by cabaretvoltaire on November 8, 2007