SIngle Entendre Presents: Worst Case Senario! April 28, 2006

Single Entendre presents WORST CASE SENARIO! Fri, Apr 28 - Sat, May 68:00pm 15 This is a special message brought to you by the Department of Homeland Comedy:The world has changed. Comedy that we once took for granted is no longer secure. We open up the newspapers and read about the attacks on Comedy Embassies around the globe. The Consumer Comedy Index revealed that a startling drop is in effect in the world's funny reserves. We have just increased the Comedy alert status from joy buzzer to rubber chicken and there seems no end in sight to the seemingly endless epidemic of laughlessness.We've tried tapping into the National strategic joke reserves, even going so far as to allow drilling into the protected Blonde joke wetlands. Even still our laughter deficit is growing every year, with no end in sight.We are livinghellipthe WORST CASE SENARIO.All citizens are now required to receive your mandatory comedy vaccination via immediately reserving a space at one of five scheduled laughter clinics.Single Entendre presentshellipWORST CASE SENARIO!A 100% American made sketch comedy showcase event that is bursting its levees with hilarity. More in your face than a Dick Cheney hunting trip! More intrusive than a wire-tapping! And with more laughter than a state of the union address.All freedom loving pro-American Americans must click the link below and buy their tickets today!www.singleentendre.orgSave yourself from cheap, flimsy, imported comedy. Then, get yourself to the New Langton Arts Theatre and laughter distribution center.1246 Folsom St (between 8th and 9th)April 27th and 28thMay 4th, 5th and 6th.Get your tickets today and protect your family from the possible Great Depression. Keep them laughing with quality Single Entendre comedy!Venue:New Langton Arts Theatre1246 Folsom St (between 8th and 9th)San Francisco CA415 261 2212www.singleentendre.orgAdditional Info:415 261 2212www.singleentendre.org

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