Seduced and Abandoned (Italy, 1964) February 3, 2008

Bad enough that sleazy civil service aspirant Aldo Puglisi adamantly refuses marriage to delectably protectable Stefania Sandrelli; worse is his reason: she's not the virgin bride he has a right to. Only trouble is, he's the one who seduced her while he was engaged to her somnolent sister! Oh well, marriage will make that rape charge go away - but what if she doesn't...? Kidnapping in broad daylight, a sweaty-palmed attempted murder of an altar boy, and interrupting gap-toothed aristocrat Leopoldo Trieste's latest suicide attempt are just a few of the crazy highlights of Germi's comic classic.