Santarchy December 17, 2005

Santarchy!

Saturday, December 17

12:01pm - 11:59pm

$6.75 for East Bay Santas, $1.50 in quarters for everyone (East Bay and SF)

To be sung into a bullhorn to the tune of "Oh Holy Night": "Ho, ho, ho ho. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho."

WHAT TO BRING:
An unmarked drinking vessel (paper bag/camelbak) to supplement bar drinks, CASH for drinks, $5.50 for ferry (if coming from Oakland), $1.25 for BART (if coming from Oakland), $1.50 for MUNI (in quarters), a Santa suit held together with zip ties and/or covered in last year's beverages and bodily fluids.

WHERE AND WHEN:

Oakland
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* Noon - East Bay Gathering
Heinhold's First and Last Chance Saloon 56 Jack London Square, Oakland

* 1:45 - Ferry Trip
Oakland to SF Ferry Building
Don't be late or you'll be waiting for two hours for the next ferry.
Purchase tickets onboard the ferry - $5.50 One Way
http://www.eastbayferry.com/when/printable.html

SF
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* 2:30pm - San Francisco Gathering
Zeitgeist (Valencia at Duboce)

* 3:30pm - Santarchy!
Bring toys, mistletoe, beer money, lube, Santafication tools (to make others into Santas), wear comfortable shoes - because Rudolph got drunk again and can't cart your sorry ass around.

* 10pm - After-party
Anon Salon
285 9th Street at Folsom.
Santas get in for $5 if you know the password. Password will be
distributed at the last bar. Santa will be staked out on the Anon
Salon roofdeck, and party patrons will be notified that Santa's lap will be available for sitting, if they've been nice, and dancing, if they've been naughty.

THE FOUR FUCKS:

Don't fuck with KIDS
Don't fuck with THE LAW
Don't fuck with SECURITY
DON'T FUCK WITH SANTA!

Zeitgeist
199 Valencia St
San Francisco

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http://www.santarchy.com