Manitoba and West 7th
Vancouver, British Columbia

This is an informal, non-competitive soccer game among some local folks.

To play, you must adhere to the following guidelines:

* You must suck at soccer. The more talentless, the better.
* This will be a non-competitive game. Anybody who exhibits any form of competitive spirit will receive a yellow card. Keep it up, it's a red card and the Time Out Corner for you, Sport.
* You must have a history of non-athleticism. Former high school and university jocks are not welcome.
* Jocks of any kind are not welcome.
* No cleats are allowed.
* Both genders are welcome.
* Bring a dark and a light shirt.
* Again, it's freakin' non-competitive.

Added by dbarefoot on July 29, 2005

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