Pageant March 13, 2007

A musical in which six male actors play female beauty pageant contestants, by Bill Russell, Frank Kelly and Albert Evans. The pageant in question is sponsored by Glamouresse cosmetics makers of Smooth as Marble Facial Spackle, Hair Aware/Air Repair, and Lipsnak - Beauty in Calories. The girls have to do spokesmodel pitches for the products. There is the evening gown competition, the swimsuit competition and best of all, the talent competition. One girl does a ventriloquism act with hand puppets. Another recites the "7 Ages of Me", a poem. Best of all, Miss Industrial Northeast roller skates while playing the accordian. Frankie Cavalier is the host of it all.