50 Avenue B between 3rd and 4th Streets
New York, New York 10009

Don't be a lonely Jew on Christmas!
Theory Events is proud to present

NUTHIN' BUT A JEW THANG
An evening of drinking, dancing and sexy scandal
For 21+ Jews and the shiksas who want them...

Christmas Eve at China1
50 Avenue B between 3rd and 4th streets

featuring performances by
DJ Macabee of It's Overture as DR. DREIDEL
100 dBs as JEWMAINE DUPREE
and Professor Meat as PHAROAHE MENSCH
plus special goyim TBA
(including MR. TORCH)

Monday December 24
9pm 'til late
Free entry all night

Reservations : 212 375 0665

THIS JUST IN: China1 will be offering a $10 all-you-can-nosh Veggie Fried Rice, Veggie Spring Rolls and General Tso's Chicken, starting at 7pm! Thanks to everyone who expressed interest!

Also, while the party's free, most of the staff will be missing holiday time to be there- tip lavishly!

Official Website: http://www.theoryevents.com

Added by theoryevents on December 10, 2007