New American All-Stars and Not From Baltimore June 18, 2009

'New American All-Stars' is an improvised show that is performed with no restrictions to form or content, with the emphasis clearly on entertainment and energy. 'Not From Baltimore' is a two man sketch group named after an adverb, a preposition, and a city. Their last show, 'You Shut Yer Mouth When You're Talking to Me!' ran for 8 weeks in front of sold-out audiences at a Bally's Gym sauna. Since then they've been testing out material for weeks in front of non-English speaking Brits. Their show will gently breeze over the following topics: Giraffes, ceramic tiles, tomato soup, ceramic tomato soup, Stephen Hawking's Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking's Really Long History of Time, salmon (the color not the fish), Fred Astaire, electric chair, gas powered toasters, our Lord Satan who resides within the hearts and souls of all those true believers bent on the vengeance and faith of human sacrifice, 'Physical Therapy (the musical),' spray tanning, tangible objects, intangible tangerines, My Mom, Your Mom, Ramadan, Pi and it's relation to Pie, recreational shaving, and much less!