Morrison Motel this Tuesday! May 12, 2009

Dear friend of mine and the Motel,

Our brilliant new Motel marketing idea? Just in time spam... we are here to tell you that we have got a very nice Morrison Motel show coming your way this Tuesday, May 12th at 8:30PM, and this is the one and only time we plan on mentioning it. Right now, while you are thinking about and while tickets are still available, please call the Cafe at (212) 989-9319 and make your reservations. If this brilliant plan works, you have just reduced your spam from us by two-thirds. Here is the show for this month:

It is great to welcome back our May headliner, dear friend and comedian, writer and actor DJ Hazard. DJ just crushed last time he was with us, and we are happy to have him back. A founding member of the infamous Ding Ho Club of Boston - when not doing the Montreal Comedy Festival or making award-winning indie films - DJ is usually touring the country... but not this Tuesday, this Tuesday he will be front and center with us at Cornelia Street.

Joining DJ, good friend and great comic/writer/actor/director/Jedi Victor Varnado. Victor has been seen on Comedy Central, Late Night with Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Live and My Name is Earl... and he has just wrapped his latest film, The Awkward Kings of Comedy. Victor is a funny, funny man and you are going to love him. Adding to the hilarity this month, current title-holder of Best Comedian out of Chicago, Jared Logan. Their loss is our gain, come see Jared just so you can you tell your friends you knew him when.

Old friends and Motel favorites will be back in force. Co-writer of the award winning I Am Drugs short film series, Shoot the Messengers’ Sean Crespo, along with Burn Manhattan and Centralia’s Matt Higgins. Old friend Stan Rifken will be with us… and of course the man named after a motel, John Morrison. And this 90 minute laugh-a-thon will be once again be guest hosted by our good friend Sean Donnelly. All we need now is you. Please, join us. We will leave the light on... and thanks so very much for your support.

Best,
John Morrison
Morrison Motel

Tuesday, May 12th, 8:30 PM
Morrison Motel @ Cornelia Street Cafe
One of the NYCs best alt-comedy shows – The NY Post

Cornelia Street Cafe, 29 Cornelia Street, between Bleecker and West 4th. A,C,E,B,D,F and V trains to West 4th. 1 train to Christopher St. (212) 989-9319 for reservations. 8:30 pm. $5 cover, $7 drink minimum (cash only).

Guest Host Sean Donnelly presents DJ Hazard, Victor Varnado, Jared Logan, Sean Crespo, Matt Higgins, Stan Rifken and John Morrison.

Official Website: www.corneliastreetcafe.com