So lonely you could die?
The New England Journal of Medicine has verified the existence of a condition known as "Broken Heart Syndrome" or Stress Cardiomyopathy. Researchers are finding that the best treatment for this devastating condition is the Peach Tartes Burlesque Troupe, commonly known as the Fruit of the Va-Va-Voom.
Convalesce at Heartbreak Hotel: where the bell hops keep go-going and the desk clerks bump and grind. Shake and shimmy down to Lonely Street for the best Burlesque you can find.
Join the Peach Tartes for a journey through denial, bargaining, anger, despair, acceptance and REVENGE with 6 sure-fire ways to mend a broken heart:
Lola Dare: Dare to resist her dangerous charms
Rita Menweep: She knows when to hold' em...and she knows when to fold' em
Scarlet O'Gasm: Hotter than Georgia asphalt
Madame Rosebud: Beware the prick of her thorny bush
Sgt. Savage and her Privates: She knows what Freedom REALLY means
Veruca Honeyscotch: Made from pasties and vice and everything nice
You got the fever? Peach Tartes got the cure!
Clinic opens at 8pm
Medicine administered at 9pm
Dance your troubles away at 11pm
Produced by: Juicy Burlesque
Official Website: http://www.peachtartes.com
Added by juicyb on February 16, 2007