Abbeygate Street
Bury St. Edmunds, England

Dearest Comedy Fans,
The Fat Cat is more than happy to remind you that this Sunday we have none other than the fabulously funny Lucy Porter gracing the prestigious Fat Cat stage. Lucy is appearing as part of her successful nationwide "Happiness" tour. Her show is a romp through razor-sharp topical material, spot-on observational gags and finely-honed character comedy so you'd be a bit of a twerp to miss it.
In addition to Lucy Porter we are also presenting for your general amusement, a compere to whip you into a comic frenzy before the main event. Unfortunately due to current tensions within the comedy world we are unable to publish photographs or cartoon images of the compere, nor indeed can we even mention his name, but trust us he's pretty bloody funny.
All this for the normal Fat Cat ticket's just crazy.
For more gushing praise and a selection of tasteful photographs of Lucy please visit our award winning website at Fat Cat Comedy Club
It's also COMPETITION TIME at the Fat Cat Comedy Club. This is your chance to win two free tickets to next month's show (March), all you have to do is email us with your suggestion for a new song to close each Fat Cat show, an appropriate ditty to serenade the departing hoards as they waft euphorically from the Corn Exchange into the cool night air. Of course there are rules and these are outlined below;
1. The judges decision is by no means final.
2. We will enter into long and protracted correspondence if the need arises.
3. Friends and Family of the Fat Cat Comedy Club are actively encouraged to enter
4. The is no closing date
5. An alternative cash prize of ?11,000 is available.
We very much look forward to receiving your entries as we're sick to death of the current tune
See you SUNDAY --- DOORS 7PM --- SHOW 8PM --- ONLY ? 8-00

Added by amcewen on February 9, 2006

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