False Profit's Dividend May 24, 2007

San Francisco, CA- Investors of False Profit, LLC - an international consortium of brokers under close scrutiny by the US Treasury for their paradigm-challenging economic theories - plan to collect extensive Dividends this Thursday at the Poleng Lounge. This is the Poleng Lounge’s first meeting with False Profit, LLC and the forward-thinking investor base. Officials at the Treasury reacted with a initial plan to send in one or several National Guard companies, but backed down, citing there were none left to mobilize.

Dividend
Thursday, May 24th
Poleng Lounge
1751 Fulton Ave @ Masonic
10-2a

Ooah (Glitch Mob, LA)
Danny Corn (Moontribe)
Dr. Toast (False Profit)

+ art and fashion offerings from several local artists and designers. (stay tuned!)

It has been rumored that Dr. Toast, holding a doctorate in Downtempo, has recently been in the lab isolating several new isotopes of Bass.

Official Website: http://false-profit.com/dividend