exotic india! August 25, 2005

part of 'the tower after hours' series.....all together now "HUH?"

right, so maybe it's some secret cabal and i've just pulled the secret fireiron handle to open the trapdoor behind the statue of kaali maa. we'll be dancing on Geronimo's grave whilst we toss back bhang martinis and gyrate to the supersonic sounds of mohamed rafi.

regardless of how it all goes down, i'm counting on seeing some world-class trim and finding my future wife.