$5 TRASH BASH! First 8 in line get a free beer! April 6, 2013

You jerks who go digital: you are cursed, your soul stinks and he is coming for you! Be there as we present the awesome weird of:

DOMINIC DIERKES! (Conan)
CLOWNVIS, KING OF CLOWNS! (America's Got Talent)
MAJOR ENTERTAINER MIKE H! (Spaceland)
JOHNNY PEMBERTON! (21 Jump Street)
KIRA HESSER! (Hour of Power Hour)
SAMURAI LAB! (Pink Cinema)

hosted by that wack ape in black tape THE VHS MUMMY!

...tons of sketchball music and trailers! Prizes will be awarded to those in attendance care of The Devastator Quarterly!

As thanks for coming out so late, we're giving the first 8 folks at the box office a free beer!

Official Website: http://www.vhsmummy.com