Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big? February 15, 2009

For Immediate Release:
San Francisco
WHAT:
Mama Calizo's Voice Factory and D.I.Y. Resident Artist
Kitten on the Keys
presents

A Evening of burlesque shenanigans benefiting her Up-Coming World Premiere
“Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?” an avante musical

WHERE:
Mama Calizo's Voice Factory
1519 Mission Street at 11th in San Francisco

WHEN:
Sunday 2/15/09
6:30- 9:30PM
COST:
$15.00 sliding scale

KITTEN ON THE KEYS IS PRESENTING
Valentine`s Weekend! Set your heart on FIRE!

2/15/09 Legendary Burlesque Queen
Satan`s Angel LIVE in San Francisco!

Mama Calizo`s Voice Factory
Epi Center for Queer and Activist Performance
1519 Mission Street (11th and Mission), SF, CA

EARLY SHOW: 6:30-9:30 PM

Kitten on the Keys
Also known as Suzanne Ramsey is a firkeytoodlin` frisky feline galloping with uber kittitude. As seen on HBO, E!, IFC, Queer TV, MTV, Bravo, and other media outlets, she embodies the spirit and style of those days of decadence gone by. Pianist and chanteuse, expect a racy ragtime romp when this little kitty sharpens her claws on a meow mix medley of mad cap gems of yesteryear with a naughty whimsical edge.
This internationally known versatile comedic performer MC`s, sings, dances, tickles her ivories, plays the ukulele and accordion in gorgeous getups! She`s a little Cabaret, Burlesque, and Vaudeville all in one! Her charming voice channels a saucy Betty Boop coo to a gritty Mae West ommph! Clever, Kinky, and Cute!
www.kittymusic.com
www.suzanneramsey.com

Satan’s Angel – The Devil’s Own Mistress
Satan’s Angel has set the world ablaze – twirling fire tassels lighting the way.
Including: the Las Vegas strip from the 1960’s all through the 70s and USO Tours in Vietnam with Bob Hope. She also toured North & South America, Europe, the Orient and most points in between. Starred in movies, did TV talk shows, magazine interviews like `Time`, and won “America’s Most Outrageous Talent 2008” on The Maury Povich Show.
The Maestra of the Fire Tassels – she is now teaching neo-burlesque performers her signature act. Don’t miss this special, up close and personal opportunity to feel her fire as she travels into San Francisco especially for this special show.
www.satansangel.com

STARRING:
Satans Angel
Scenic Sisters
Vinsantos
Lady Monster
Diamond Daggers
Honey Lawless
Dottie Lux
Lady Satan
Very Frightening Mr Tinkler
SF Boylesque
Alotta Boutte
Madame Chartruese
Kitten on the Keys
and MANY more TBA!

DJ Delachaux

Lily Cat Melinda Stage Goddess

Silent Auction Items
Photo Shoot with Larry Utley
Fabulous Feathers by Catherine D`Lish
and MUCH more!
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Pitch Bitches

For more info contact Suzanne Ramsey
415-242-2482
[email protected]

Images located:
www.suzanneramsey.com
Flyer front:
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i85/LadyMonster1/Kitten_Front.jpg
Flyer back:
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i85/LadyMonster1/Kitten_Back.jpg
Satan`s Angel:
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i85/LadyMonster1/Satans_Angel_beaded_frontshot.jpg

Suzanne Ramsey
Kitten on the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
One Woman Show at Mama Calizo`s in March

Official Website: http://www.suzanneramsey.net/doesthispiano.html