DCVariety December Rocks Edition December 13, 2012

Boy oh boy, does DCVariety have a holiday present for you! You won't want to miss this show!

Burlesque's sexy librarian, Missy Aggravation, is doling out the good stuff this holiday season... especially to those on the naughty list. More Jack Skellington than Santa Claus, Missy is so excited about what's in store for you that she is giving you a sneak peak of the December edition of the DCVariety Open Mic-December Rocks Edition.

Confirmed performers:

Fresh from the Donniker Sideshow Brew, formerly of Ringling Brothers Circus, here to show you some sick and twisted sideshow and amazing juggling: Crickett!

Classy burlesque dancer Velvet Kensington and her evil sister from another mister, Felon Whoreness, will clean you up only to make you dirty again. You'll never see them in the same place together, but wouldn't that make great fan fiction!

Hilarious comic sensation Simone is coming back to DCVariety for a second helping and serving you awesomesauce.

All the way from our southern second cousin Richmond, VA: sexy Siren Sivette is going to show you some Christmas loving burlesque-style.

Coming along for the ride to rock you harder than a trip to the second circle of hell: Dante Inferno!

We can't rock out in December without some musical entertainment: Company Calls! This all-female trio will blast you away with their catchy riffs, hypnotic vocals, and no-nonsense badassery.

Bellydance and singing from new and talented performer Ylluria Voxx.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?! Super sexy burlesque from professional dancer Lola Rose!

Finally, for your amusement and amazement: Mandy the Clown

Stage kittening for the evening: Moxie LaBouche!

This month we are shaking things up with the Rocking Thursday edition!

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