Thursday, June 1st, 8pm
Free!!! @ Rx Gallery, 132 Eddy St.
Spell for fun! Spell for glory! Spell Zwetschgenwasser!
The best and worst spellers compete for the Grand Prize: a janky trophy, bragging rights, and more!
Pulses will race, vocabularies will be expanded, beer will be drunk, words will be slurred, and dreams of victory will be dashed in a single roundï¿½ï¿½ï¿½â‚¬Å¡ï¿½ï¿½ And if you're lucky, some contestants will pee in their pants!
Relive your elementary school fantasies and compete in the BUZZED BEE Spelling Bee!
1-Arrive early to get on the list of participants because there's only room for a select few to compete in each round. Be there to put your name on the list by 8:30 p.m. at the latest. Spelling starts promptly at 9:00.
2-Once you're up on stage, size up the competition. Take a good look at who is sitting near you. It's always the ones with the nervous ticks to watch out for!
3-Make sure to drink lots of beer to lessen your nerves and maybe the judge will take pity on your slurred spelling.
4-Trash talk is encouraged at the BUZZED BEE. Bring forth that inner cutthroat 8-year old with mouth of a trucker... ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½â‚¬Å¡ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½â‚¬Å“You wouldn't know the difference between plesiosaur and plumicorn if it came up and bit you on the ass!ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½â‚¬Å¡ï¿½ï¿½ Or, ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½â‚¬Å¡ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½â‚¬Å“Hey ref, you're a mephitis prick!ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½â‚¬Å¡ï¿½ï¿½
5- All words used in BUZZED BEE are taken from the Scripps National Spelling Bee Consolidated Word List, which, if you actually have enough time on your hands to study, should preclude you from being a fun person and therefore you should stay out of the competition entirely.
P.S. We're looking for overly enthusiastic people for our Dyslexic Cheerleadering Squab to cheer on our contestants. If you think you have what it takes please contact us at headlouse(at)mindspring(dot)com
Official Website: http://www.rxgallery.com
Added by hellomynameis on May 29, 2006