ASSETERIA SUNDAYS CELEBRATES MOTHERS DAY @ ARENA WITH DJ MERRITT & GUESTS! May 11, 2008

This Sunday May 11
Asseteria presents...

F#$%K YOUR MOTHER!!!
OUR ANNUAL ASSETERIA SALUTE TO MOTHERS DAY
Bring your..
Mother
Grandmother
Godmother
House Mother
or Baby's Mama
and you both get in free!

Music by mother of the House of Ass
Merritt
along with
AMM Recordings -
The Bermudez Brothers
(they both have the same mother!)

GET IN FREE FOR YOU + YOUR GUESTS BEFORE 12 MIDNIGHT HERE

ATTENTION ALL STRIPPERS:
Every Sunday is STRIPPERMANIA!
All members of the adult entertainment industry admitted FREE! (YOU KNOW THEY DON'T WORK ON SUNDAYS) Just make out with TASHA at door for your stripper VIP card.

Live shows by the Asseteria Dancers!!
plus Asseteria hosts salute their mothers:
Anthony Lamont (shhh.. my mother doesn't know I'm gay)
Alain (I don't even know im gay)
Jermaine (hmmmm)
Stan K (mother russia)
Vieja (and you thought your mother was old)
Phat Mike (thank god trannies cant give birth, my flower bill would be ridiculous)
Phat Mike”s mom (she gave birth to phat mike -- her vagina still hasn't recovered)
Tasha (when she was born – she breast fed her mother!!!)
Kriss Mass (his mom should be very proud)
Jersey Joe (his mom waited for him for 3 years... ok, she was in the next cell)
And Mother Chris

Upcoming Asseteria Events
Sunday May 18
Anthony Lamont's Bday Bash...big event!!??

Official Website: http://phatmikepromo.com