Artifacts of Consequence April 23, 2009

In a crumbling, burnt-out America, an underwater bunker stores the relics of our everyday lives: Barbie, Moby Dick, Twinkies and bond traders are all preserved in a labyrinthine warehouse, shelved in boxes, awaiting the stabilization of the continent above. One woman is charged with safeguarding cultural artifacts for the rebuilding of a great society... but the walls are leaking, resources are running out and her wide-eyed assistant is hell-bent on losing her virginity to the first man she can find.