4th of July War Zone Simulation July 4, 2008

Thousands of the finest irresponsible and reckless denizens of California converge on Seabright Beach every 4th of July to celebrate our wonderful country by burning flags and exposing themselves to the possibility of losing life, limb, or organ to stray fireworks and make-shift explosives.

Join us for an unorganized gathering at this patriotic affair!

As usual...

- don't try to park near the beach. It won't work.
- wear comfortable shoes.
- bring water.
- goggles recommended.
- come early.