Vampires and Werewolves have been at war for centuries. Their problems with each other are, quite literally, deadly serious. So what better place to address them than a comedy club? The Vampire-Werewolf Summit of 2009 will bring lycanthrope activists and vampire slaves together under the same roof for a (hopefully) peaceful, insightful discussion of their respective realms of experience. There might be blood. In the most progressive event of its kind to take place since the Great Night-Creature Armistice of 1436, this meeting will address a wide range of topics, from their long-running feud to more day-to-day concerns. Issues will include: co-existing with an easily startled 21st century populace, dealing with a pitchfork-wielding mobs, addressing the use of the term "monster," and of course, who would win in a fight.
Added by Upcoming Robot on October 13, 2009