353 West 14th Street
New York, New York 10014

Vampires and Werewolves have been at war for centuries. Their problems with each other are, quite literally, deadly serious. So what better place to address them than a comedy club? The Vampire-Werewolf Summit of 2009 will bring lycanthrope activists and vampire slaves together under the same roof for a (hopefully) peaceful, insightful discussion of their respective realms of experience. There might be blood. In the most progressive event of its kind to take place since the Great Night-Creature Armistice of 1436, this meeting will address a wide range of topics, from their long-running feud to more day-to-day concerns. Issues will include: co-existing with an easily startled 21st century populace, dealing with a pitchfork-wielding mobs, addressing the use of the term "monster," and of course, who would win in a fight.

Added by Upcoming Robot on October 13, 2009