TheAList.org's 3rd Annual Bitter Bash February 13, 2009

For more information or to purchase tickets, visit www.TheAList.org

V is for Vodka! Who needs a Valentine when you can have a Valentini (or 12)?

Sick to the teeth of all the mushy, commercialized cheap red and pink tack you're seeing in the shops? Did your knight in shining armor turn out to be a loser in aluminum foil? Not looking forward to Valentine's Day, otherwise known as "Hallmark Day"? Then you've come to the right place!

You and your friends are invited to join us and commiserate at TheAList.org's 3rd Annual Bitter Bash, benefiting Smitten with Mittens. We love you unconditionally. Unlike some of your ex's.

No need to bring flowers, jewelry, sappy cards, or silky boxers. (You can wear them, though). Just show up, bring some single friends, and share the Vodka.

Smug, happily coupled-up pairs - You're not invited. Unless you drag along some singles - bitter, cynical, drunk, we don't care.

Attire: All black to fit our mood... Or whatever.

So, don't stay home watching My Bloody Valentine and listening to Love Stinks. Unite with beautiful, bitter, malcontents from all over the world as we enjoy an evening free of guilt and manipulation.

And remember, it's better to have loved and lost, than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

PURCHASE TICKETS at www.TheAList.org

• The Bitter Bash x1: $50/ticket. TheAList.org has a limited number of specially priced tickets available for $29.99. (You know you can drink that in 20 minutes).
Includes:
6:00-9:00PM: Signature Cocktails sponsored by SKYY Spirits. Featuring Campari, X-Rated Fusion, and SKYY Infusion. And raffle prizes!
9:00PM-2:00AM: DJ Dukes and no-host bar.

• The Bitter Bash x2: $90 for 2 tickets. TheAList.org has a limited number of specially priced pairs of tickets available for $49.99 (Buy one for you and a friend. You don't want to drink alone).

For more information, visit www.TheAList.org or contact bitterbash [at] TheAList.org

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