Dear Theater Patron,
I seem to have made a big ole mistake. I wrote a script, I purchased the props, but I forgot to rehearse it. And on top of that I HAVE NO CAST!!!! So... I am going to cast YOU, moments before the show starts. I will hand you a script, give you some props and instruct you to just listen and get ready to perform. Oh man this is going to be a fucking mess of BEAUTY!!
If you want a chance to be cast, make reservations and get in line by 11:15pm. I, Shannon O'Neill will personally come out and hand pick the best damn group of Thespians this play has ever seen and will ever see because this play will only be performed ONCE, never to be seen again! What do I look for in a cast? I love fatties, I love skinnies, I love sober people, I love drunk people. I love you all. Every shape, size and ethnicity. Let's hold hands and spin the world!
What is this play about? Something real fucking weird and TBA.
Thanks for helping me fix my mistake. I'll see you soon friends!
Writer/Director of The Unrehearsed, Historically Inaccurate Story of...
Official Website: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2607
Added by SPO on December 27, 2010