The Stranger's Indictment Night Party October 28, 2005

There will be drink specials, and special drinks, including:

The Judith Miller, so strong you'll forget where you ever heard the name Valerie Plame (or, if you actually heard the name as "Valerie Flame," and wrote it down in your notebook that way, making it hard to claim you remember nothing, this drink will cure you of any inconvenient memories of who told you to write the name down that way in the first place)

The Fitzgerald, a straight shot of Irish whiskey, in honor of our straight-shooting special prosecutor

The Scooter Libby (aka The Scooter Shooter), which will of course involve Tequila

The George W. Bush, a non-alcoholic beer followed by "a Texas-sized shot of straight whiskey"

The Valerie Flame, a flaming shot of a fancy, sophisticated, and currently top-secret substance

Seattle Congressman Jim McDermott has kindly pledged to offer a toast at the party.