Hey you! Officers Joey, Patty, and Davey aren't your regular everyday NYPD cops. They're friggin' hilarious! And they're sick of all these be-glassed, scruffy comedian types getting all the accolades. So they kindly, but firmly asked the UCB Theatre to let them put their own comedy show up, and up is where it's gonna go. So come to the UCB Theatre for the 'Sit Down and Shut UP NYPD Variety Hour.' Or to put it another way, you're gonna come and you're gonna like it! You get me?
Added by Upcoming Robot on February 2, 2011