The Happy Humpy Traveling Medicine Show March 26, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and neighbors alike.

If you are ailing, yer kidneys are failing, listen close, now don't be shy...
We've got yer tonic, we've got yer fixer.
Try Happy & Humpy's miracle elixir.

It's good fer the shivers, it's good fer the bends, it's good fer yer family and good fer yer friends. It's good fer arthritis, it turns back yer clocks, it battles the plague, the fever and pox

THE HAPPY & HUMPY TRAVELING MEDICINE SHOW has been around the world delighting royalty and healing noblemen, performing to princes and prognosticating for peasants.

We've seen the world, and we've been around, from Paris, France to this small town...We've done the math and tried the rest, and can assure you, it's the best.

It ain't too sweet, and it ain't too bitter, try Happy & Humpy's miracle elixir.

Come experience the wonder and oddity, the thrills and spills, the temptation and salvation of the THE HAPPY & HUMPY TRAVELING MEDICINE SHOW for one night only.

Featuring some of yer favorite harlots, jezebels, sinners, saints, hobos and snake oil salesmen...
Happy von Speaknspell,
Humpy,
Lola the Lowfat Vanilla Girl,
Greta Torn Garters,
Gigi McGregor,
Sammich the Tramp,
Whiskey Gulch,
Calamity Flair and her bayou black magic,
Princess Sumfaroff,
and the musical salvation and stylings of
The Hayfoot Strawfoot Gospel Ensemble

Only ten dollars, the one-half part of a twenty-dollar bill.

Music, hoochie coochie, soothsayin', flea circus, magic, healin', burlesque and enough Happy and Humpy Miracle Elixir for all.

For those that want to insure they don't miss a moment, tickets can be purchased in advance.