The 76th Annual Academy Awards February 29, 2004

Even though it's destined to be a four-hours-too-long tribute to Lord of The Rings, who could bear to miss the dresses, the jewels, the acceptance speechs, Billy Crystal's opening song, the stilted patter, and the gleeful winners that constitue the glory that is The Oscars. Joan and Melissa Rivers will be on the Red Carpet starting at 1pm.