ratt April 20, 2008

"bro! we're getting the band back together. yeah, i blew all my money on rehab and a new knee so we need to get back out on the money teat road again. we've got gigs lined up at all the hot venues: konocti harbor, six flags(and puppet show), yolo county fair, and this great casino out in the san diego mountains. no, seriously bro, this is happening, i don't care if your doctor says you shouldn't be out of your wheelchair. i have a sock full of percocets and vioxx. let's get this done!"

start teasing your mullet and dust off your zebra-print bandanna, RATT is is in town to lay it down.