PURE cirkus presents: Evil Live Variety show July 26, 2007

So what could possibly make you drag your ass off the couch during re-runs of "Greys Anatomy" and the newest episode of "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"? If you're lame enough to watch that crap, stop reading now. But if you're looking for something to stave off the boredom this summer, bring your ass out to the Heavens for the first show PURE Cirkus has produced on our lonesome.

PURE Cirkus and Seattle Sinner Magazine presents- EVIL LIVE! (21+ only)

PURE Cirkus (we're YOUR Cirkus) is pulling out all the stops to bring you the most kick-ass variety show you've ever seen. With our Semi-eloquent redneck clown Cannibal Jack and our token Black guy Palomino acting as MCs for the evening's entertainment, we will treat you to

FIRE!
BURLESQUE BEAUTIES!
DEATH-DEFYING AERIALISTS!
PIERCING AND SUSPENSION!
ACROBALANCING!
FREAKS!
JUGGLING!
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
AND A ROOM WITH A MOOSE! (Ok, not really just seeing if you were still paying attention)

If that wasn't enough let's talk music. PURE Cirkus proudly presents appearing for the first time at an official PURE Cirkus event our new band, THE MIDWAY ORCHESTRA! A select few of you may have gotten a chance to hear them in Fremont and Ballard, but we're BRINGING THEM TO YOU (as long as you come to us)!

We're also proud to present NAHA vs. AMPHETAMINE VIRUS, battling for supremacy! Rumor has it that the loser gets molested by RUCKUS - meaning there ARE NO LOSERS!

During intermission, as you're getting your drink on (cuz let's face it, we're better once you've been drinking) a special guest DJ will be spinning in the Red Room while solo performances take place.

Come one, come all- join us for our first PURE-produced performance! PURE Cirkus will make you SEXY! PURE Cirkus will make you SMART! God knows you need the help, and WE NEED THE MONEY!

We'll also be giving away free stuff from some of your favorite Seattle retailers! We have plenty of toys- and we'll only make you do VAGUELY fucked up stuff to get it ;)

Tickets-

Tickets will be available both presale and day of show! You can purchase tickets at the door (BOOO!) or at Brown Paper Tickets (YAY!).

Presale
General Admission - $12
Comfy Couch Seat - $15

Day of show-
General Admission - $15
Comfy Couch Seat - $18

BUY TICKETS HERE!

PSSST! There are cheaper prices available for presale! Know a member of PURE Cirkus? Ask them for the password.

P.S. - C.J. wants to let you all know that there will be FREE BEER and FREE SEX! However, being the honest person that I am, I'll tell you right now that neither are in the budget! Honestly, you're a lot more likely to get laid by going to our show than you would be sitting at home watching the Law and Order marathon- Most of our fans are SINGLE and GORGEOUS!

See you at the show, or we'll send Palomino out to teabag you! Ticket information coming soon; keep an eye on your email, our website, or our MySpace- YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING ALL THREE!

Heavens
172 S. Washington st
Seattle, WA

Doors are at 8pm, Show starts at 9pm. 21+ with ID

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http://www.theseattlesinner.com

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July 26th, 2007

Heavens

172 S. Washington st

Seattle, WA


TICKET INFO



Presale ~V

General Admission - $12

Comfy Couch Seat - $15



Day of show-

General Admission - $15

Comfy Couch Seat - $18


Doors are at 8pm, Show starts at 9pm. 21+ with ID





Event submitted by Eventful.com on behalf of Purecirkus.