THE POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!!
THAT'S RIGHT SPORTSFANS,
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Noon until we are done
At the ACE INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY
OH MY &$%# G-D, It's the Power Tool Drag Races!
See Massive Milwaukees versus Devastating DeWalts! Porter Cable Drag Chutes on Sawzall chassis! Hardcore Black and Decker big-block action and inspired fits of Makita re-engineering! Junkyard hot dogs and cotton candy for the kids. Vodka sno-cones and OSHA-horrifying conditions in the pits for the kids over 18!
Yes friends, it's
The @%$ing POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!
Come one, come all, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages START YOUR MOTORS!!!
Yes we realize it's short notice, but be COMFORTED in the fact that it will be TRIPLY IRRITATING for the EVENT's ORGANIZERS!
AND REMEMBER: It's Not Bad, It's Punk Rock. Or Something.
COMPLETE RULES for all your competitive needs can be found at http://www.powertooldragraces.com.
Check back for updates! Unless we haven't made them just yet, which is incredibly likely due to a technical gltich or two, but DON'T WORRY! We'll get 'em up there soon.
For information on how to register please hurl your abuse at Simone: simone at qbox dot org
WE NEED VOLUNTEERS! Setup, Teardown, track tweaking, crowd control, junkyard "cleanup", beer guzzling and hotdog ironing CAN'T HAPPEN WITHOUT YOUR HELP! Contact Simone for details.
Plot your revenge against those who have brought about your downfall in recent years!
Get skilled again at drinking cheap beer while operating heavy machinery!
Duct Tape the kids to the carseat!
Update your life insurance policies and guard yourself again your inevitable coronary embolism because OH! MY! GOD! IT'S! THE! POWER! TOOL! DRAG! RACES!!!
Once again, details, ticket prices, rules, regs and other important stuff can all be found on http://www.powertooldragraces.com, assuming we've
updated it in time. Which we probably will have, but maybe we haven't just yet. Chill out,
it'll happen. We just wanted this out there before we came to our senses. Feel free to check back.
Official Website: http://www.powertooldragraces.com
Added by judith on April 8, 2006