Party Central USA
If you like good sketch comedy, but you haven't seen PCUSA yet, you are worthless. What's wrong with you? Don't look away ? look at me. Look at me. What were you thinking? "I don't know" isn't an acceptable answer, dummy. Stop crying. Stop crying! Damn it, now you made me spill my chicken broth. Go get a napkin. Don't just look at me, go get me a goddamned napkin! No, they're not in the cabinet, I got a new package today, it's on the counter. RIGHT THERE, DUMMY, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR STUPID FACE!
Added by The PIT on May 30, 2005