Mortified San Francisco October 26, 2007

ITS OCTOBER, THE SCARIEST MONTH OF THE YEAR, AND WHAT COULD BE SCARIER THAN ADULTS ONSTAGE READING THEIR MOST EMBARRASSING AWKWARD TEENAGE CONFESSIONS, PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT VILE POETRY, AND OBSESSED, SCARRED TEENAGE ANGST?

THIS MORTIFIED WILL CHILL YOU DOWN TO YOUR PREPUBESCENT BONES!
COME SHARE THE DARKNESS AND THE TRUE TERROR OF WHAT LURKS BEHIND TEENAGE MINDS WITH THE MASTERS OF ANGST
AS WE UNLEASH THE HORROR!

MORTIFIED IS FRI AND SAT OCT 26TH AND 27TH!

THIS MONTH WITNESS:
CHRIS WEST: WITNESS THE POETIC TRAGEDY THAT OCCURS
WITH TOO MUCH OF LISTENING TO THE CURE AND NOT ENOUGH
TIME TALKING TO GIRLS

JANE CANTILLON: A TERROR FILLED TALE FROM THE LATE 60'S: THE TRUE ACCOUNT OF AN OBSESSED LOVE WITH A HELL'S ANGEL NAMED "BEAR" .....

NIYA PALMER:SHARE THE HORRIFIC RAGE OF THE ONLY BLACK STUDENT IN AN ALL WHITE CLASS DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

LINDSAY GEBHARDT: A YOUNG GIRL MORBIDLY PLANS HER OWN
FUNERAL AND ACTUALLY CREATES HER OWN RELIGON BASED ON HERSELF..

AND IN HONOR OF HALLOWEEN:

SCOTT KRAVITZ: WATCH
THE ORIGINAL UNCUT 2 MINUTE HORROR FILMS, "MANIAC" AND "MANIAC 2"
MADE BY A 10 YEAR OLD WHO WAS OBSESSED WITH DEATH, UNFORTUNATELY
WITH A LOW BUDGET....

ALL THESE AND MORE THIS MONTH FRI OCT 26TH AND SAT
OCT 27TH! AT YOUR THERAPY/ COMEDY ESCAPE, MORTIFIED!

www.getmortified.com

MORTIFIED IS FRI OCT 26TH AND SAT OCT 27TH @ 8PM AT
THE MAKEOUT ROOM.

10 DOLLAR PRESALE
12 DOLLARS @ THE DOOR
TIX: http://www.getmortified.com/live
INFO: www.getmortified.com
TIX ON SALE NOW AT : http://www.getmortified.com/live

ORDER QUICK IT WILL SELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
If it is sold out you can get a few at the door. Doors open at 7, show starts at 8. It's a cash bar and there is no machine inside but some are nearby. Get there early to be sure to get a seat!

Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and The
"Today Show", featured in SF WEEKLY and 7 BY 7
MAGAZINE's "BEST OF THE BAY" and on This American
Life, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst
artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home
movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original
authors... in front of total strangers. As the largest
and longest-running project of its kind, our
grassroots comedy collective has spent years sifting
through hundreds of otherwise forgotten notebooks
while paving the way for a strange new brand of
entertainment.

After all, where else can you hear grown men and women
confront their past with firsthand tales of their...
first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom,
life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions come from a wide range of participants, from professional performers (comics, celebrities, singers)to total amateurs (architects, ad execs, salesmen).
All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation.

Fueled by nonstop sold out live events across the
nation (LA, NYC, San Fran, Boston, Chicago), a book
with Simon Spotlight Entertainment, international
media coverage, and intense word-of-mouth, Mortified
continues to unleash its unique brand of angst onto
the world. Share the shame.

THIS WILL SELL OUT! BUT TIX ONLINE NOW AT:

http://www.getmortified.com/live

NOTE: The above link
lists contact info for ticketing
vendors in each Mortified city. Ordering tickets in
advance is the only way to "guarantee" admission.

WHAT: Mortified San Fran
WHEN: FRI OCT 26TH + SAT OCT 27TH
TIME: 8pm
WHERE: Make-Out Room (3225 22nd St, 94110)
COST: $10 presale/ $12 at door
TICKET INFO: www.getmortified.com/live

Mortified is never the same show twice. All shows
feature an eclectic mix of former faves and brand new
material. Speaking of which, if you (or someone you
know) wants to join the fun, we are ALWAYS looking for fresh faces to unleash their inner angst. Open to
anyone-- actors, attorneys, assassins, ad execs,
astronauts.

Mortified is a totally grassroots organization and
depends on people like you spreading the word. PLEASE
PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Official Website: http://www.getmortified.com/live