Math Hooker - Degrassi Junior Whore November 3, 2006

MATH HOOKER – Degrassi Junior Whore
Friday November 3rd, 2006
Sneaky Dee’s (431 College Street)
9pm, 19+, $5

On this episode of Math Hooker: Joey Jeremiah ruptures his asshole. While hospitalized, he misses the best Math Hooker show yet, with everyone’s favorite black Harvard Grad: DJ/Rupture. With their new fake IDs, Michelle and BLT venture downtown to check it out. Spike finally confronts Sincere Trade after the pregnancy test confirmed it was his baby! Wheels gets caught up in all the Hooker-Hype and becomes a male prostitute, hitting rock bottom. All this and more debauchery, coming in November!

The 80’s:

DJ RUPTURE (tigerbeat6, peace off, ambush) barcelona/NYC
- The Ivy League Hooker. Spin Magazine had this to say about his album: "...picks up on the..." His Gold Teeth Thief album kept the underground jumping for the last 4 years. He'll be humping the same 3 turntables live for us. I know what you're asking, is it really bigger? Just ask Joey. (negrophonic)

BENTODEAL
- Pull up your pants and have a seat at the tappenyaki table where this four four whore drops the Maki set. (acid house)

CISC
- After spelunking the treacherous coal mines of Hamilton for 30 years, he turned to music. He's now basically Hamilton's Max Weinberg. (Steel City IDM)

CRYO (twilight 76)
- Keeping the 80's alive with balls of fury and curry mc flurry in a hurry worry scurry. (80's Cones)

KNIFEHANDCHOP (tigerbeat6)
- An aspiring actor in the 1980's, Knifehand finally landed a small part in the Degrassi series. But during a freak wardrobe accident, Joey's trademark hat went missing.. and there would be hell to pay. Joey went on a rampage, injuring Knife along with cast & crew. Knife quit acting and the man will never be the same. (electro, techno)

SINCERE TRADE (dross:tik, here's my card)
- After being held back a grade for 12 years straight at Degrassi, he is now the oldest student in junior high. At 25 years old, the girls love his hairy chest and his ability to legally buy cigarettes for them. (gank-banger IDM)

SEE YOU AT THE SCHOOL DANCE!

"support your local hookers"

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