The constant tap tap tapping of buttons, the sweat running down your cheeks... the thrill of winning - this could mean only one thing. You been racing so hard you got to pee. That's pure adrenaline baby!
So you think you're good at Mario Kart? Come meet up so I can kick your ass all the way around the track - you been lapped. This is the first gathering of the Mario Kart Auto Club, come test your chops.
All driver skill levels invited.
Added by Aesthetic on August 21, 2006