David Rees November 9, 2005

From the "My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable" mailing list:

Please join me tomorrow for a celebration of the life of THOMAS PAINE, one of America's baddest founding fathers!

THOMAS PAINE was basically the source for every kick-ass quote you half-remember from history class. He died in 1809, but the more I read about him (thank you, Wikipedia) the more I wish he was alive RIGHT NOW, hosting a cable talk show and destroying assholes left and right.

Anyway, tonight I'm going to learn a hundred facts about Thomas Paine, and then tomorrow night I'm gonna present my comics (ho-hum, what else is new)and then "drop some science" about Paine. (I'm gonna unleash a "Painedemic," if you will.)