I think it's time we had a talk...
The F.W. Thomas Performances, so-named to honor the 19th century originator of the "it's-not-you-it's-me" gambit, is convening a short 2 days before St. Valentine's Day for a sudden break-up.
And we need your help.
In addition to scheduled performances from artist Mike Lowery, violinist Gino Madrid and master of ceremonies Adam Mazmanian, we are hoping to hear from you.
Bring your unsent love letters, breakup stories and tales of romance so humiliating that you have repressed them under a feeble veneer of good humor for most of your waking life.
To learn more about contributing to the F.W. Thomas Peformances, please email: email@example.com
We've posted an ad on Craigslist that gives an idea of what we're after. Please feel free to send this around to your peeps and fellow travelers:
Admission is $5. It includes a handful of Conversation Hearts and a chance to at long last unburden yourself.
Official Website: http://fwthomas.blogspot.com
Added by mazmanian on February 3, 2007